what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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