You smell like a Billy Joel song
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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