my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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