Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize