just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
we're so committed to being not committed
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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