He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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