i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
