I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Why is your signature on my underwear?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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