I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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