Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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