so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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