I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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