I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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