never play flip cup with pint glasses
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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