Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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