I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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