her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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