just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
sex in a hospital.. check
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
i now understand why vodka
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
