I must be too annoying 4 u.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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