And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
is that a dick in a sweater?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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