Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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