so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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