you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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