absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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