i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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