My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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