Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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