just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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