Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
is this the sara with the beer cane?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
