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even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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