so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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