I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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