I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
porn star boner night. come get it.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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