My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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