i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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