I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Randomize
