i wish my penis had a tongue
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
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