I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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