I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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