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Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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