How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Less talking, more tequila
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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