Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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