Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
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