thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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