Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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