Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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