Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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