This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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