Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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