I didn't shave. On purpose
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
We got so high we made milksteak
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I can't turn off my feet"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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