loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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