He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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